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Green Flags To Look For In A Man's Dating Profile

Green Flags To Look For In A Man's Dating Profile

Spoiler alert: it's not "dating me is like winning the lottery"

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Lindsey Metselaar
Apr 01, 2025
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Green Flags To Look For In A Man's Dating Profile
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As you may know by now, I do dating consultations where we take a took at your dating app profile. At some point during the consultation, we do some swiping and matching and liking on the apps. Therefore, it’s safe to say I’ve seen my fair share of men’s profiles. And I have THOUGHTS. I find it’s actually very easy to sus out who is going to be a good guy versus who is a douche. Of course it’s not always black and white, and some men just simply don’t know how to put together a decent profile, but you can usually discern those from the absolute toolbags. Let’s get into it.

Here are my green flags:

  1. Something humorous. If a man doesn’t have anything remotely funny in his profile, he is simply lazy. It’s giving “I don’t have to try.” And trying is hot, and in.

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